'He couldn't hire anyone willing to except such a [low] wage and boring work': Employee gets revenge after being demoted when entitled boss couldn't hire new staff

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    Posted by u/sparkzz32 15 hours ago Boss can't hire with wages so demotes me instead. Ok, but it'll cost you £1m. M OC
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    A few years ago I worked at a janky, two-bit company. The boss thought he was Billy Big and God's Gift simultaneously. He had such a big head, I'm surprised he could get through doorways.
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    He used to drink beer at his desk for lunch and would often arrive at work late. He was also an insufferable muscle-bro and walked around as if carrying rolls of carpet under each arm.
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    A few months into my time there, the company starts winning large orders so he asks me to set up a small scale production line to increase capacity and tells me the new hire will be situated there. I design it, set
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    it up, test it all works and I'm feeling a sense of pride with what I've accomplished - it worked like a dream. I was confident it would work really well for the new hire. Because I'm an engineer by
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    trade, everything was perfect and only I knew how to fix the broken Nobody else asked how it worked before making some very detrimental decisions.. A while later there was an
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    issue, he couldn't hire anyone willing to accept such wage and boring a work. So Billy Big had a bright idea to demote me and make me governor of my creation. No way, not for £9k less. I immediately
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    started job hunting and I told him if that's your final offer, regard tomorrow as my final day. He panics that he's committed the company to a £1m order due for shipping in 3 days time. During his alcohol fuelled panic, he tells
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    me to write up highly detailed technical manuals and processes for my replacement (the production some precise line included hand work), off I can't do that in 1 day! He also didn't specify what they should
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    contain and considering I had no help from him with this project, just complaints, I thought' '. So sure, he got his manuals. I created Word documents with convincing titles like 'Technical Manual - Product
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    Version 2.0' and 'How to Do This Precise Task'. Inside the documents were for example, the surprised Pikachu face, and Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys looking lost. Then below just one line of text reading, 'This
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    manual contains all the information I could find or was given'. The file sizes would also indicate a lot of text was contained within thanks to the images, therefore at face value they looked legitimate.
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    I saved them to my laptop in an equally legitimate looking folder that afternoon. Early the next morning I came to work to collect my belongings and do some handovers, and found the laptop had vanished. I said
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    my goodbyes to my colleagues and looked over to see him looking incensed with a beer in one hand. He was so angry he didn't look up from his desk. A friend told me later that
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    the company missed the production deadline despite him working 12 hour days to try to catch up. Apparently the client was extremely off! Don't screw over good people.
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    Fete Fatale 14 hr. ago · "This system was designed and implemented by a higher pay grade Engineer. As I'm just a low- paid production line worker I am unable to produce technical manuals for the widget-maker thingy." Regards, OP
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    ElementField 13 hr. ago People like that will say "it takes money to make money" when talking about their new car purchase, but not when thinking about a critical component of their business, like the person who makes it all work
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    ThePrinceVultan · 14 hr. ago insufferable muscle-bro and walked around as if carrying rolls of carpet under each arm. Over here in the US we call that ILS, or Imaginary Lat Syndrome, where gym bros walk around with their arms stuck out acting like their lats are so big they can't pull their arms any closer to their body lol.
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    ecp001 14 hr. ago A better manual would have phrases like "make sure you never PRESS BUTTON B BEFORE PRESSING BUTTON D it will not PRODUCE AN ACCEPTABLE PRODUCT"
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